AOC travels to Area 51, discovers illegal aliens have been locked in cages there for decades

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During the viral campaign to storm Area 51, it had been brought to light by US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that there is a full refugee camp of illegal aliens being hidden from the public.

AOC took the first flight right down to Roswell New Mexico and bathed herself in tears upon finding that it was in fact true. “Aliens, aliens everywhere, and nobody even knows they are being kept in cages, separated from their home planets with nothing to comfort them.” She was quoted upon finding the gruesome discovery.

AOC promptly called her favorite photographer and set up a photo shoot so everyone on social media could personally experience her devastation. “Calling my favorite photographer and waiting three days so he could fly out here and set up a photoshoot was definitely not politically motivated at all.” AOC said.

She’s so brave.

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