Hillary Clinton on Tuesday declined to rule out launching a future presidential campaign after her two failed bids, saying “many, many, many personalities” were pressuring her to enter the race.

“I, as I say, never, never, never say never,” the former secretary of State said on BBC Radio 5 Live. “I will certainly tell you, I’m under enormous pressure from many, many, many personalities to run.”

When asked if these personalities spoke to her directly, she answered with a laugh and an awkward silence.

“Of course they do. But as of this moment, sitting here in this studio talking to you, that is absolutely not in my plans,” Clinton added.

Clinton says she is doing fine with her blooming assisted suicide business in New Jersey, and doesn’t need the added stress of a presidential run.

“Sometimes I listen to these personalities and sometimes I don’t,” Clinton added.

At the time she made these comments, a steaming pile of crap was leading Democratic polls.

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