Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg delighted the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland by scolding them for doing nothing about the mass extinction and for stealing her, “precious.”

“Pretty much nothing has been done since I started my campaign and you all stole my childhood and my precious,” she yelled.

“Immediately end all fossil fuel subsidies and immediately and completely divest from fossil fuels. We don’t want these things done by 2050, or 2030 or even 2021. Wake up! Wake up sleepies. We must go. No time to lose silly!.” she said.

When asked if she has any ties to billionaire ex-Nazi George Soros, Thunberg replied, “We swear to serve the master of the precious.”

“You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes you. You’re a liar and a thief. Murderer,” she whispered toward the Davos crowd creepily.

Here are the highlights from Thunberg’s speech at the World Economic Forum:

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