International observers are astonished that the United Kingdom hasn’t disintegrated into a chaotic primordial cesspool of racists and xenophobes after they officially left the European Union.

As of this writing there were no food shortages, no mass exterminations, no wine shortages. And what’s more, the long National Health Service wait times have not increased more than their typical 6 months.

Many across the globe we’re awaiting the inevitable self-destruction with boards of racists prowling the streets destroying everything in their site.

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