Steven Spielberg is one of the most talented producers and directors in America today. His body of work is massive but some of his standouts include ET, Jaws, The Color Purple, Saving Private Ryan, Raiders of the Lost Arc, Gremlins, Jurassic Park, and Back to the Future.

He is the highest-grossing film director in history and has won the Acadamy Award for Best Director twice. OK, this guy is smart. No! Brilliant.

He has 7 kids, 5 biologic and 2 adopted. One of his adopted kids has been in the news lately, one Mikaela George Spielberg. Not only was she arrested for domestic violence but freely admits to being a sex worker.

“Outwardly, Steven and Kate — who are the most evolved parents in the world and love their kids beyond all measure — have always been supportive of Mikaela and try to understand her,” an unnamed family friend told Genesius Times.

Now that Spielberg has released his new book, “Advanced Parenting,” which follow’s Charlize Theron’s parenting method of promoting every immoral whim of a child’s immature fancy, we wondered if he had anything to say about either his daughter or timing of the book’s release.

“We have instilled in our daughter deep respect for history and so when she told us that she was going to be involved in ‘the world’s oldest profession’ we were over the moon. We are super excited about all this because she is going to star in my newest film, Raiders of the Lost Pantyhose. All we can hope for is that our other kids use her as a role model.”

So far book sales have been sluggish.

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