SILICON VALLEY—Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang has announced an innovative invention of his which tells people whether you’ve received the new COVID vaccine and are thus acceptable to participate in society.
Just days ago, Yang was tweeting the question of whether there was a way to easily show that people have received the COVID vaccine.
Luckily for humanity, Yang himself has invented it.
Executive overview is a unique mark that will be printed on everyone’s forehead. The mark will be able to be read by mobile devices on an app called Beast. This app will track whether or not the person received the vaccine.
“It’s simple and effective,” Yang said of his invention.
Yang may be in for a legal battle as a copyright infringement case is being filed by the Devil of Hell.