WASHINGTON, DC—Friends, I had another deep thought that I’d like to share.

Lots of idiots out there say that socialism doesn’t work, but if that’s true, then how come all the socialists I know here in Washington DC are super-wealthy? They’re like millionaires and billionaires.

Did you know that socialism is the best way to transfer wealth from everyday people like you to the people in power in Washington DC, like me? It’s proven to be true, time and time again.

Take my socialist friend Bernie Sanders. He lives socialism. He’s never had a job in his life. Never produced anything of value for anyone else, but yet he’s a millionaire! Like, how’d that work if socialism doesn’t work?

The fact is that socialism works. Just make sure you’re in the government and not doing anything productive and you too can become a millionaire!

It’s scientifically proven.

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