Bernie declares eating $120k duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government
Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan recently sold a banana duct-taped to a white wall for $120,000
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Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year
In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveils plan for free 100% renewable electricity for all
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her vision for a Green New Deal, including, shockingly, that every
Bernie Sanders showed up to Thanksgiving dinner without a dish again
Presidential hopeful and long-time taxpayer freeloader Bernie Sanders showed up for his family’s Thanksgiving dinner
Greta Thunberg demands Swalwell’s flogging after public methane release
Climate Change expert Greta Thunberg demanded public flogging over the release of toxic methane gas
Bernie Sanders says he’ll put AOC in ‘very important’ bartending role in White House
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont
Cultural appropriation for Halloween forbidden unless you’re a Democratic presidential candidate
In an effort to curb illicit cultural appropriation during this Halloween season, the city of
AOC: ‘Rich white men are the problem; that’s why I want you to vote for a rich white man for president’
No one in Congress is more woker than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, so when she claimed that
Andrew Yang horrifies Dem debate with white supremacist ‘math’ pin
The October Democratic debate would have been nothing to write home about with the usual