As fear of coronavirus declines, Dr. Fauci orders the release of the murder hornets

As fear of the deadly pandemic COVID-19 declines across the globe, Dr. Anthony Fauci has order the release of the murder hornets to keep people in perpetual fear.

“Too many people are going outside right now, so we’ve decided to release the murder hornets and keep people inside. If they go outside, they’ll probably get killed by a large Vespa mandarinia,” Dr. Fauci said.

Many have questioned the rationale behind releasing the hornets so soon after the plague has ravaged the Earth but Fauci is an expert and experts know best.

“Our models show that 2.2 million Americans will die if we don’t release the murder hornets now. That’s not some wishful thinking, that’s science,” Fauci said.

The experts have been wrong from the start and the people that have gone against their recommendations (nursing homes using hydroxychloroquine, the entire country of Sweden) are doing great, but they’re the experts, so we must listen to them.

The Asian giant hornet (Vespa mandarinia), including the former subspecies known as the Japanese giant hornet (V. m. japonica) is the world’s largest hornet. It is native to temperate and tropical East Asia, South Asia, Mainland Southeast Asia, parts of the Russian Far East, and has recently been found in the Pacific Northwest. 


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