Australians shocked to wake up in concentration camps after giving up their guns


DARWIN–Thousands of Australians were shocked to find themselves in concentration camps just a few short years after giving up their guns.

On 16 June 2017, the Minister for Justice Michael Keenan announced that a national firearms amnesty would commence on 1 July 2017 for three months until 30 September, to hand in unregistered or unwanted firearms. Australians complied and handed over hundreds of thousands of firearms to the government.

Now the entire country is helpless as police kidnap citizens from their home to take them to COVID concentration camps whenever they’re in contact with someone who may have possibly had COVID in the last 20 days.

“I was just riding my kangaroo to work, see, and me mate said a joke about contracting COVID from space aliens, and within minutes the Darwin Police were hauling me away to prison. It’s insane!” Mik Dundee of Darwin said.

Dundee warns that other countries shouldn’t give up their right to self-defense.

“If you don’t want to end up being pumped in the behind with a bunch of safety by medical tyrants, I suggest you keep your right to guns!” Dundee said.


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