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Harvard discontinues all Masters degrees due to problematic tie to the slave-era word ‘master’

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BOSTON—In an unprecedented move, the elite Ivy League university Harvard has discontinued all Masters degree programs because of the problematic...

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BREAKING: 6 more women have come forward alleging that Trump tried to grab their steering wheels on January 6th

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WASHINGTON, DC—Following the devastating testimony of Cassidy Hutchinson to the January 6 Commission, six more women have come forward alleging...

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BREAKING: NASA discovers evidence of ancient, microbial racism on Mars 

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WASHINGTON, DC—NASA’s Curiosity rover has uncovered ancient deposits of microbial racism on the Red Planet, opening up the possibility of...

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