US cheers Hollywood writers’ strike, excited for break from nonstop degenerate propaganda
In a surprising turn of events, the Hollywood writers have gone on strike, leaving the United States ecstatic about the...
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TX Gov Abbott installs marine barriers along the southern border to halt the catastrophic effects of climate change
In an unexpected move to combat the effects of climate change, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has unveiled a groundbreaking plan:...
BREAKING: Biden bails out faltering Disney with $1 billion contract to make LGBTQ propaganda films
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has struggled recently, shedding almost half of its stock value and hundreds of millions of dollars...
Biden tells people trapped in the Titanic submersible to save themselves by ‘getting vaccinated now’
In a stunning display of problem-solving skills, President Joe Biden has once again demonstrated his unwavering commitment to the power...
BREAKING: Biden DOJ launches another $100M fundraiser for Trump by indicting him again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning turn of events, the Biden Department of Justice (DOJ) has unintentionally launched a record-breaking fundraising campaign...
BREAKING: Dems worried no one will be able to normalize pedophilia if Hollywood Writers strike
Democrats across the nation are expressing deep concerns about the potential impact of the Hollywood Writers Guild strike on the...
Local white man has saved thousands since companies have stopped putting people like him in ads
In a stunning twist of fate, a middle-aged white man named Gary Thompson has reportedly saved thousands of dollars since...
Alcoholics Anonymous hires Dylan Mulvaney as most effective way to get people to stop drinking
In a groundbreaking move, Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) has announced that they have secured the sponsorship of every major beer company...
Local woman living her best life through AI program
A local woman named Jan has reportedly begun living her best life through artificial intelligence. According to sources close to...
How to get that perfect selfie during the coming global thermonuclear war
In the age of social media, getting the perfect selfie has become a top priority for many people. But what...
