BREAKING: Congress narrowly averts being fiscally responsible again
US—Democrats helped Kevin McCarthy pass the controversial debt limit deal he made with President Joe Biden that will suspend the...
Month: May 2023
Chik-fil-A to serve only dark chicken meat per new Diversity, Equity and Inclusion guideline
In a surprising and potentially controversial move, fast-food chain Chik-fil-A announced its newest initiative aimed at promoting diversity, equity, and...
Biden: ‘This Memorial Day remember all those trans activists who died in the Revolutionary War’
In a surprising and imaginative turn of events, President Joe Biden took a moment during a Memorial Day press conference...
MEMORIAL DAY: Nation mourns George Floyd who died when his spaceship exploded in 2020
US—This Memorial Day, the nation is mourning NASA legend George Floyd who died two years ago when his spaceship exploded...
Biden unveils new pride flag to be flown at all US embassies
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden unveiled a new Pride flag that will be flown at all US embassies around the country and...
BREAKING: Biden refuses to eat his Jell-O until debt ceiling is raised
WASINGTON, DC – In an effort to break the impasse surrounding debt ceiling negotiations, President Biden today announced a hunger...
VIDEO: Greta Thunberg yells at Mount Etna for recklessly violating climate change regulation
ITATY—Climate enthusiast Greta Thunberg has flown to Italy to yell at the world's most active volcano Mount Etna for violating international...
EXCLUSIVE: George Floyd celebrates 3 years of sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated three consecutive drug-free years today. Mr. Floyd famously quit taking drugs following his...
Rise in Headaches Among Investors at New York Stock Exchange Due to Shaking Their Heads Up & Down at Stock Prices All Day
NEW YORK—Doctors around the state of New York have seen an uptick in patient visits recently who’ve been complaining about...
Chicago declares itself a sanctuary city for blacks after NAACP warns Florida is no longer safe for them
In a surprising move, the city of Chicago has officially declared itself a sanctuary city for blacks. This decision comes...
