BREAKING: Dems worried no one will be able to normalize pedophilia if Hollywood Writers strike

Democrats across the nation are expressing deep concerns about the potential impact of the Hollywood Writers Guild strike on the normalization of degeneracy in popular culture. As the strike looms, Democrats fear that without the steady stream of morally questionable content coming out of Hollywood, society might actually have a chance to, dare we say it, normalize healthy and responsible behavior.

For years, Democrats have relied on Hollywood to push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in society. From promoting pedophilia to glamorizing substance abuse, Hollywood has been instrumental in championing a culture of degeneracy that aligns perfectly with the progressive agenda. However, with the writers’ strike threatening to disrupt this carefully crafted narrative, Democrats are scrambling to find alternative ways to advance sex with children.

“We are facing a crisis of epic proportions,” lamented US Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said. “Without the constant stream of degenerate content, how will we convince people that our morally bankrupt policies are actually for their own good? It’s a real tragedy.”

The fear among Democrats is that if the strike persists, society might actually start to gravitate towards wholesome values, traditional family structures, and responsible decision-making. This would undoubtedly throw a wrench in their plans to reshape society in their own image.

In response, Democratic lawmakers are exploring various strategies to counteract the potential normalization of decency. Some have proposed launching a series of public service announcements warning about the dangers of responsible behavior, while others are considering forming committees to study the impact of virtue and morality on the human psyche.

The Democratic National Committee has even begun reaching out to celebrities who are not part of the Writers Guild, begging them to continue producing morally questionable content in order to maintain the status quo. It’s a desperate move, but one that highlights the party’s deep concern over losing their grip on the culture war.

Meanwhile, conservatives and traditionalists are cautiously optimistic about the writers’ strike. They see it as a rare opportunity for society to take a step back and reevaluate the values that are being promoted in popular culture. Some have even dared to dream of a Hollywood that produces uplifting and inspiring content, free from the clutches of moral ambiguity.

As the Hollywood Writers Guild strike unfolds, the battle over the normalization of degeneracy rages on. Democrats will stop at nothing to ensure that society remains firmly entrenched in a world of moral relativism and cultural decay. Whether they succeed or not, only time will tell. In the meantime, brace yourselves for a tumultuous period in the world of entertainment, where the struggle for societal influence takes center stage.


About Author


You made it through the woke censors to see this post. Sign up below to get more funny directly to your inbox!

We don’t spam! Read our privacy policy for more info.