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“Unregulated foods aren’t safe” say students in line at street meat vendor

Donnie Lorenzo February 23, 2019 0

As the Trump administration rolls back regulations across various industries, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less...

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Attacks by invisible Trump supporters on the rise

Donnie Lorenzo February 16, 2019 0

In the wake of the Jussie Smollett incident, left-wing activists have taken to social media to raise awareness of the...

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Socialist ‘nice guys’ demand redistribution of women

Donnie Lorenzo February 11, 2019 0

This past weekend, thousands of protesters from the ‘Nice Guy Socialist Coalition’ marched on the Capitol to demand Congress pass...

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