Biden and Harris form mariachi band to woo Latino voters
After the holding the biggest hispanic concert in history by playing Despacito on his cellphone, according to hispanic political expert Manos TheHandsofFate, Joe Biden has decided to form his own mariachi band.
Jose Biden‘s “Hispanderers” will be starting a tour across the USA as soon as Biden is allowed out of the basement again and remembers where to go. This part of an effort to counter the conservative #LEXIT movement where Latinos are walking away from the party of Che Guevara, Daniel Ortega, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and other communist dictators.
Lead Singer will actually be Kamala “Willie’s Senorita” Harris, Hunter “Columbian Snow” Biden will be on guitar, Barack Obama has volunteered to play drums made out of the cages he made to house illegal alien children while Macho El Obama is planned to be either base guitar or base singer. mariachi dancing will be provided by Hillary Clinton who will also be serving tacos.
In the past, the main way for Democrats to get the Hispanic Vote was by promising more illegal immigration, out illegal alien pandering RINOS, and assuming Latino voters are too stupid to care about other issues. A possible battle of the bands between The Hispanderers and rock legend Kid Rock is being worked on.
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