Biden clarifies that student loan forgiveness will only be for people with completely worthless degrees like ‘Gender Studies’

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WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden clarified his student loan forgiveness program today, stating that it will only apply to people with completely worthless degrees like “Gender Studies”.

“People who took out loans for stuff like engineering or nursing will not receive any assistance because they made a good decision. We only want hardworking taxpayers to pay for degrees like Gender Studies or Feminist Dance Theory,” Biden said.

President Joe Biden announced the details of his student loan forgiveness plan on Aug. 24, after months of speculation.

Gender Studies majors who work at Starbucks and filed taxes as individuals will see up to $20,000 in federal student loan cancellation.

Through executive order, the forgiveness plan could transfer student loan debt for up to 20 million unproductive communists to productive workers who don’t have any debt.

“It’s just the right thing to do for the economy,” Biden added.

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