“I don’t ever recall having a bad memory,” Biden stated, his words echoing in the White House briefing room. “And I don’t ever recall having a bad memory. And I don’t ever recall having a bad memory.”

Reporters exchanged puzzled glances as Biden continued to repeat the phrase, seemingly unaware of the surreal scene unfolding around him. Some journalists took to Twitter to share their disbelief, with one writing, “I don’t ever recall attending a press conference quite like this.”

As the press conference dragged on, Biden’s insistence on his flawless memory became increasingly surreal, with each repetition punctuated by awkward pauses and nervous laughter from the audience.

“I don’t ever recall having a bad memory,” Biden repeated once more, his voice trailing off as he seemed to lose his train of thought. “Well, folks, I guess that’s all for today.”

With that, the president abruptly ended the press conference, leaving reporters to puzzle over the strange spectacle they had just witnessed.

Political analysts were quick to weigh in on Biden’s performance, with many speculating about the underlying message behind his repetitive statement.

“It’s like he’s trying to convince himself as much as he’s trying to convince us,” remarked one commentator. “Or maybe he’s just stuck in a loop. Either way, it’s classic Biden.”

As the nation grapples with the ongoing debate over the president’s mental acuity, one thing is for certain: Biden’s press conferences are always guaranteed to be memorable, even if he doesn’t recall them himself.

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