WASHINGTON, DC—In a brave progressive move, President Joe Biden, who’s white, defended people who hurled racial epithets toward America’s only black senator, calling him “Uncle Tom.”

Biden said that it’s not racist to call Tim Scott Uncle Tim, “because he’s actually white. He ain’t black!”

Democrats all around the world agreed that Scott can’t be black because that would mean that they are racists and we all know Democrats aren’t racist.

During his first joint address to Congress, Biden said that white supremacy was a major problem in the US. “But of course, it’s not white supremacy if the black person is Republican, which of course means that he ain’t black!”

Biden caught flack during his presidential campaign for handing out Certified Black cards to only people who promised to vote for him.

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