Biden giving ‘Certified Black’ cards for every campaign donation

Do you want to be black? Have you always thought you were black but you just weren’t sure? Well, doubt no longer. Joe Biden‘s presidential campaign is here to set the record straight.

If you donate to Joe Biden’s campaign and promise to vote for him, you will be issued an official “Certified Black” card that you can use for the rest of your life.

Biden explained his new perk in an interview with Charlamagne tha God, saying, “You might think you’re black, and you may even have very dark skin, but until you donate to my campaign and vote for me, you are not certified black.”

Many have criticized the former vice president for restricting his blackness certifications to people with money to donate.

“At a time like this, Joe Biden needs to be distinguishing who’s black and who’s not black based on pure adherence to a political party, not if they can contribute to the campaign,” honorary black congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said.


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