WASHINGTON, DC—In an interview today with CNN host Brian Stelter, Dr. Fauci cautioned that everyone has to wear masks and social distance until the next pandemic hits.

“Even though we have vaccines against COVID-19, we still have to be extra careful,” Fauci said, while trying to make himself relevant till the end of time. “You never know when the next pandemic will hit.

If we stop masking up and social distancing, and aren’t sufficiently prepared this time, the consequences could be catastrophic, maybe even worse than COVID.  I’m urging everyone, therefore, to wear masks and social distance until the next pandemic.”

Experts say that everything the experts have said about the virus is 100% correct, so you can trust the experts.

Fauci also recommended that everyone adds extra virus software protection on their computers and laptops, for added security. Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was way ahead of Fauci on that one. 

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