WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare White House ceremony, the puppet master for President* Joe Biden was revealed to the world as Barack Obama.

Officials have been able to keep the secret ever since his inauguration over a year ago.

“Everyone knew who was pulling the strings all along, but it was really fun to see Obama literally pulling the strings,” Genesius Times Political Correspondent Sam Eagle said.

Obama jokingly referred to Biden as “Vice President Biden” and then proceeded to make Biden laugh and give him a hug.

The ceremony wasn’t the first time Biden’s puppet strings have been noticeable but the first time the puppet master has been visible.

Obama then made Biden sign the “Unicorn Fart” executive order, which gives every American a unicorn fart.

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