BREAKING: Authorities have identified a good communist in Washington
LACEY, WA—Authorities have identified a good communist in Washington early today.
The man, “100% Antifa” Michael Forest Reinoehl, 48, was killed as a federal task force attempted to apprehend him in Lacey, Washington, about 120 miles (193 kilometers) north of Portland.
“We identified the good communist’s lifeless body after he resisted arrest and we had to kill him.” Federal Agent Wyatt Earp said.
Reinoehl was the prime suspect in the killing of 39-year-old Aaron “Jay” Danielson, who was shot in the chest Saturday night following a Trump rally in Portland, a senior Justice Department official told The Associated Press.
Reinoehl Described himself as a snowboarder and a Bernie Sanders fan.
“He was basically a dirty lowlife communist and you hate the it has to come to this, but we made him a good communist tonight,” Earp added.
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