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PHILADELPHIA—President* Biden addressed hecklers and brought a firm and direct tone to Thursday night’s “battle for the soul of the nation” speech delivered outside Independence Hall in Philadelphia, instructing the FBI to invade Poland, breaking several peacetime treaties.

At 4:45 a.m., some 1.5 million FBI agents invaded Poland all along its 1,750-mile border with Washington, DC-controlled territory. Simultaneously, the TSA Luftwaffe bombed Polish airfields, and US warships and U-boats attacked Polish naval forces in the Baltic Sea.

Biden has claimed the massive invasion was a defensive action, but the rest of the world are not convinced.

The shocking move followed several moves by Biden that have matched his forefathers Bill de Blasio and Adolf Hitler to a tee including unifying the country by demonizing half of it.

“The world is in shock as the US has decided to invade Poland,” Russian President Vladimir Putin said. “We stand with the Polish people in denouncing this act of war unequivocally.”

Many question the timing of the invasion.

“It’s curious why Biden would choose this time to attack a sovereign country like Poland,” political analyst Detlef Shrempf said. “It’s possible that it is in response to abysmal poll numbers.”

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