BREAKING: Biden makes ‘State of Emergency’ the 51st state of the Union
WASHINGTON, DC—In an unprecedented move, President* Joe Biden has unilaterally made “State of Emergency” the 51st state of the Union—a permanent state.
“I have been looking for a way to make a permanent emergency in this country and finally came up with just making it an official state,” Biden said through an artificial intelligence Deep Fake video posted on social media.
The move thrusts “State of Emergency” ahead of Puerto Rico and Washington, DC itself in the lengthy process of becoming a state.
Sources say that the state motto will be “Be afraid. Be very afraid.” and the state bird will be the mockingbird.
Making the “State of Emergency” an official state gives the federal government the authority to do basically anything and everything, regardless of constitutional restraints.
This is the first state to not have a physical presence in the universe and it’s the first state to be chartered through executive order.
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