BREAKING: Chris Cuomo diagnosed with highly contagious verbal diarrhea

Chris Cuomo, CNN anchor and little brother to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has been diagnosed with a highly contagious verbal diarrhea.

Experts say he has had it for at least three years, but he’s only been diagnosed recently.

“I went in to get checked for coronavirus even though I don’t have symptoms. Well, they ran a whole host of tests and it turns out I have something worse than coronavirus. Much worse,” Cuomo said.

Physicians have recommended that Cuomo stop his anchor duties while he heals, but Cuomo rejected the advice.