BREAKING: Demi Lovato comes out as an attention whore
HOLLYWOOD—Many sources are reporting that Demi Lovato has come out as an attention whore.
The story is now more important than attacks on Israel, the attempt to federalize elections, the open border, and even the attempt to jail orange man by changing her gender to non-binary.
Not since her days on the children’s television series Barney and Friends has Demetria Devonne Lovato changed the world according national and local media. Now with her powers bestowed upon her by those who decide our culture, Lovato has bravely announced that she needs more attention than she was getting.
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