WASHINGTON, DC—After evidence has surfaced proving that Dr. Anthony Fauci was responsible for funding the Wuhan lab from which SARS-CoV-2 emerged, he is questioning the crazy conspiracy theory that COVID ever happened, saying “What pandemic? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

The response came in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times TV in which a reporter asked Fauci, who was the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases until he retired in December of 2022, whether he tried to cover up the lab-leak of the pandemic.

Fauci responded, “What are you talking about pandemic? The only pandemic I know about is AIDS, which I’ve worked my whole life fighting.”

When pressed specifically about the mask mandates and vaccine mandates, Fauci continued to feign ignorance.

“I really don’t know what you’re talking about. There’s no worldwide pandemic that I know of,” Fauci said.

When asked about his recommended COVID restrictions that ruined millions of lives around the world, Fauci again demurred.

“What do you mean restrictions? There should clearly be no restrictions for a pandemic that I’m aware of,” Fauci said. “I’ve had nothing to do with this, what did you say it was—COVFEFE?”

_{Originally published March 6, 2023.}

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