WASHINTON, DC—Federal law enforcement agencies say they now may have enough evidence on Hunter Biden to absolutely ignore it and do nothing just like they have done the last three years, sources say.

“Admittedly, we’ve been patient about this case,” FBI Director Christopher Wray said, ” but I think we’re finally ready to do nothing again.”

The evidence involves Hunter Biden’s illegal trafficking of guns, drugs, and sex slaves, the source says.

Another source said that they still aren’t ready to do nothing about the illegal money laundering Biden was involved in with his father President* Joe Biden.

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