CHAPPAQUA, NY—Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton tested negative for being president again, her spokeswoman stated in a brief briefing today.

“Secretary Clinton has been testing for COVID-19 and for being president and while she was positive for COVID after being double vaccinated and boosted, she was still negative for being president,” Sue Pantsuit said.

Clinton plans on testing daily until she is positive for president.

Sources say that along with COVID-19, Clinton also tested positive for IKILLEDEPSTEIN-19.

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