BREAKING: In response to Biden’s quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress to impeach Donald Trump again

WASHINGTON, DC—In response to President* Joe Biden’s attempted quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress has moved to impeach Former President Donald Trump for a third time.

“I think the American public is sick and tired of politicians like President* Biden using taxpayer aid money to try to win political victories so we’re going to go after Trump again,” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said in a press conference.

Biden had threatened to cut off weapons supplies to Saudi Arabia if they reduced oil supplies. This is similar to the Biden-Ukraine quid pro quo that got Trump into hot water in his first impeachment.

“Trump better watch out! We have lots of damning evidence of Biden doing massively corrupt things that we’re going to blame Trump for,” Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) said.

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