WILMINGTON, DE—Former presidential candidate Joe Biden has finally conceded the 2020 election to former running mate Kamala Harris.
“My wife, the esteemed Doctor Jill Biden, and I have discussed the election and after reviewing the evidence of massive fraud and the fact that I’m completely brain dead, we’ve decided that I should concede the election to Kamala Harris,” Biden said through his translator.
It’s unclear whether Biden knows that he was running against President Trump and not Kamala Harris.
“It’s pretty clear I lost, so I’m going to let Kamala take it from here. She’s a little whippersnapper that should take the bull by the horns,” Biden said.
The announcement comes shortly after the Biden inauguration and parade was cancelled of from lack of interest.
Many in congress applauded the brave move.
“I look forward to working with the Harris administration,” Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said. “Please just don’t concede to Trump.”