BREAKING: John Travolta hospitalized with suspected coronavirus

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Legendary actor and performer John Travolta was hospitalized yesterday with what doctors suspect is coronavirus COVID-19.

He reportedly checked in with chills that were multiplying.

Travolta said that he had not been to any public place but that he had been in the closet all night long.

UPDATE: Doctors are now confirming that Travolta did not have COVID-19 but rather a similar disease dubbed “Saturday Night Fever” and that he is currently staying alive in intensive care.

The CDC will soon be issuing a pamphlet on how to tell the difference between COVID-19 symptoms and Saturday Night Fever.

We will update as necessary.

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