BREAKING: Liz Cheney being airlifted from Wyoming to DC following primary election

CHEYENNE, WY—Republican Liz Cheney was seen being airlifted out of her Wyoming habitat after residents in the state overwhelmingly voted to send her back to Washington, DC.

Cheney lost by over 20 points to Republican challenger Harriet Hageman.

Cheney was hoping that Democrats and fans of her father Dick Cheney would help her stay put.

“But I like it here!” Cheney was heard screeching as she was being flown upside down by helicopter.

Cheney tried to make a home in a Wyoming pig sty but the pigs kicked her out too.

Cheney was one of several anti-Trump Republicans to lose her primary race this year.


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