BREAKING: Local man creates time machine by moving clock forward 1 hour every morning

GENESIUS TIMES

PLEASANTVILLE—Myron Slipnicks says he has traveled into the future simply by moving his clock ahead 1 hour every morning.

He stumbled across the phenomena when he accidentally forgot about the daylight savings time adjustment for a day and was forced to catch up. After a month of daily adjustments he realized he had jumped forward to Thursday when everyone else was still back in Tuesday.

He says it’s not that much different in the future and assures us that eggs still taste the same and you still have to pay the water bill.

He thinks the big advantage will be on having a heads up on events before they actually happen and is planning on winning this week’s lottery, fairly certain the numbers he picked on Monday would be good for last Saturday if he can somehow get back to Wednesday.

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