BREAKING: Martha’s Vineyard finishes ‘welcoming’ border wall to keep immigrants out

MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA—Martha’s Vineyard has erected a border wall around the perimeter of the island to keep all the illegal immigrants being shipped in from Florida out.

“We want open borders in our country, but not our island,” Mayor Hugh Janus said in a press conference announcing the decision.

The move mirrors what other cities are doing and came shortly after the first flight of illegal aliens arrived on the island with help from Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis.

The unique project will cost the federal government just $140 billion and be taken from the National Border Patrol budget.

“Walls do not work, except for the ones around our city, of course. That big beautiful wall I’m building.” Janus said.

The migrants, who will be camping out just outside the MV border wall, came from nations like Colombia, Cuba, Nicaragua, and Venezuela.

“We at Martha’s Vineyard want people to know that EVERYONE is welcome somewhere else!” Janus added.


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