BREAKING: Newly pregnant AOC to have abortion on CNN to boost ratings
ATLANTA—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has agreed to appear on CNN for a special episode titled “Abortion on the Air: AOC’s Decision.” The episode aims to boost CNN’s struggling ratings and tackle the sensitive topic of abortion.
AOC is also using the procedure as a way to support the Kamala Harris ticket by having Tim Walz perform the abortion live on television. “He’s familiar with medical procedures for horses, so this will be perfect for him,” Ocasio-Cortez said on Twitch.
Sources close to the network say that CNN has been desperately searching for ways to increase viewership, and the rumors of AOC’s pregnancy provided the perfect opportunity. The network reportedly reached out to AOC, offering her a platform to discuss her potential decision to terminate her pregnancy on live television.
“AOC’s appearance on our show is sure to generate buzz and attract viewers from all sides of the political spectrum,” said Anderson Cooper, host of the show. “We are thrilled to have her on board, and we hope that this episode will spark important conversations about the difficult choices that women face when it comes to abortion.”
In preparation for the episode, AOC was seen visiting her dentist, investing in a new set of pearly white teeth to ensure that her smile would be camera-ready. “I know that Gary Del’Abate, Howard Stern’s producer, is known for his horse-like teeth, so I wanted to make sure that my smile would be the talk of the town,” AOC joked during a recent press conference.
Critics have raised concerns about the potential exploitation of AOC’s personal life for the sake of ratings, but CNN has defended its decision, stating that the episode will provide an important platform for discussing a topic that affects millions of women in the United States.
As the network prepares for the highly anticipated episode, many are wondering if AOC will choose to terminate her pregnancy or carry the child to term. One thing is for sure: this special episode is sure to be a ratings bonanza for CNN.
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