Breaking: Prominent white-supremacist calls transgenderism stupid


Candace, Candace, Candace, the sweetheart Nazi Barbie doll of the alt right thinks it’s stupid for children to choose their gender. She thinks a loving parent wouldn’t let their toddler drink poison so why would they let them have autonomy with their gender? But haha Ms. Owens, what do you think synthetic hormones are? They are poison. Yes that’s right, loving parents let their children take poison all the time.

Why do white-supremacists always do this? Let everyone make their own choice. Stop trying to control their bodies. So not only is Candace a white-supremacist, but she’s also a card carrying member of the patriarchy! Mind your own business Candace please!


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