BREAKING: Shady Arizona election audit officials cover windows with cardboard; eject observers

MARICOPA COUNTY, AZ–As tensions continue to build over allegations of irregularities in the shady audit of the 2020 presidential election in Arizona, new footage has come to light of audit officials covering windows into the absentee ballot counting center and cheering the removal of Democratic observers.

“This is supposed to be a transparent process with people from all major parties observing and you have officials kicking out observers and blocking the observation process. It’s completely unacceptable,” Election Watchdog President Mimi Votesalot said.

Just kidding. That happened when they were counting ballots in Michigan, not during the audit in Arizona.

You can watch the AZ audit in process here:


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