BREAKING: AG Barr doesn’t know what jumped up and bit him in the ass
WASHINGTON DC—US Attorney General Bill Barr says that he doesn’t know the thing that jumped
election fraud
BREAKING: The FBI has found no evidence of election fraud after not looking for it
Attorney General William Barr said that the Justice Department has found no evidence of widespread
BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Taco Bell in 2018 Best Mexican Food election
People were shocked when Taco Bell won Harris Poll’s “Best Mexican Food” election in 2018.
FBI requests evidence of election fraud so ‘it can be properly destroyed and utterly forgotten’
LANGLEY, VA–The Federal Bureau of Investigation has officially requested evidence of election fraud from the
UPDATE: Biden ankle injury caused by tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots in his basement
NEWARK, DE–The Office of the Pseudo-President has confirmed that Joe Biden was injured tripping over
BREAKING: Warren Commission argues ‘magic ballot’ killed President Trump’s election hopes
WASHINGTON DC—The Warren Commission has published the official explanation of how Joe Biden—a candidate with
GA Sec of State certifies ‘fraud-free’ election in front of a mountain of shredded ballots
ATLANTA—Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger announced that the Peach State’s election had been certified
BREAKING: FBI sends in crack team to investigate election fraud
DETROIT—After several whistleblowers and eyewitnesses have come forward to blow the lid off of widespread
Mainstream media send hundreds of crickets to cover election fraud press conference
WASHINGTON DC—Mainstream media outlets sent all their best crickets to cover the election fraud case
Twitter starts defending election fraud as ‘good for democracy’ after they can’t ignore it anymore
SAN FRANCISCO—Social media giant Twitter has started defending election fraud in their “context” notices after
