OTTAWA, CANADA—In an effort to make Canada more inclusive, Prime Minster Justin Trudeau has officially banned white people from the country.
The controversial move came amidst massive protests over his government’s vaccine mandates. Truckers descended on Ottawa and honked their horns a lot. Two FBI plants infiltrated the protest with swastika and confederate flags, prompting the move by Trudeau.
Late Tuesday evening, Trudeau tweeted, “Today in the House, in order to make Canada more inclusive, Members of Parliament unanimously voted to expel and oust all white people from the country starting tomorrow. Together, let’s keep working to make Canada more inclusive.”
Currently 89% of Canadians are of European descent.
Trudeau has also promised to ban Canadian geese due to their incessant honking.