President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he plans to replace the Federal Reserve with a far more reliable and trustworthy source of economic guidance: the Magic 8 Ball.

The recommendation comes from the trusted advisor and leader of the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency, Elon Musk.

During a press conference, Trump explained that he had grown tired of the Federal Reserve’s constant indecision and inability to make clear, concise decisions. He argued that the Magic 8 Ball, with its simple answers and straightforward guidance, would be a far more effective tool for managing the nation’s economy. 

He also said that he is considering replacing the costly Congress with automated tellers.

“The Magic 8 Ball never fails to deliver a clear answer, whether it’s ‘Yes,’ ‘No,’ or ‘Ask again later,'” said Trump. “I believe that this simple approach to economics will be far more effective than the constant flip-flopping we’ve seen from the Federal Reserve.” 

The reaction to Trump’s announcement has been mixed, with some expressing support for his decision to replace the Federal Reserve with a Magic 8 Ball, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political grandstanding.

Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the president’s choice, with many users pointing out the irony of a leader who prides himself on his business acumen relying on a toy for economic guidance. 

As the nation continues to grapple with this latest development, it remains to be seen how the Magic 8 Ball’s role in the U.S. economy will impact the financial landscape.

One thing is certain, though: President Trump’s decision to replace the Federal Reserve with a Magic 8 Ball has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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