In a move that has left both the adult film industry and her former Disney fanbase utterly baffled, pop sensation-turned-porn star Sabrina Carpenter has announced that her next X-rated project will feature a full-on musical performance. Titled “Melodies in the Money Shot,” the film promises to blend Carpenter’s signature bubblegum pop vibes with, well, let’s just say a very different kind of climax.

Carpenter, who famously transitioned from chart-topping hits like “Espresso” to adult entertainment after declaring she was “done with PG-rated nonsense,” says the decision to incorporate music into her NSFW oeuvre is a natural evolution. “I’ve always been about breaking boundaries,” Carpenter said in an exclusive interview with Adult Variety Weekly, sipping a latte while wearing nothing but a strategically placed guitar. “Why should porn be just one thing? I want my fans to get off and sing along.”

The film, directed by avant-garde adult filmmaker Zane “The Zaniac” Rodriguez, will reportedly feature a show-stopping number called “Feather (In All the Wrong Places),” a sultry ballad performed mid-scene by Carpenter and co-star Johnny “The Stallion” Steele. Sources say the song includes lyrics like, “Baby, let’s make this quick, but make it stick, like my rhymes in your mind,” which Carpenter insists is “both poetic and practical.”

Industry insiders are divided on the bold move. “This could either revolutionize adult entertainment or be the most awkward karaoke session since my uncle tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ at Thanksgiving,” said veteran producer Trixie LaRue. Others are more optimistic, pointing to Carpenter’s undeniable charisma and vocal chops. “She’s got the pipes, the moves, and the… assets,” said one anonymous crew member. “If anyone can make a porn musical work, it’s Sabrina.”

Fans on X are already buzzing, with reactions ranging from “This is why I stan Sabrina—she’s fearless!” to “I just wanted to watch her do… you know… not SING about it.” One user,

@SabrinaStan69, posted, “Imagine trying to stay in the mood while she belts out a high note. I’m confused but intrigued.”

Carpenter remains unfazed by the skepticism. “People said I couldn’t go from Disney to adult films, and look at me now,” she quipped, gesturing to a framed AVN Award on her wall. “I’m not here to play it safe. I’m here to make art. And maybe a few other things.”

The film’s plot, if one can call it that, reportedly follows Carpenter as a struggling singer who discovers her true talents in an underground club that’s equal parts cabaret and… something far less family-friendly. The musical numbers, choreographed by a former Broadway director who’s fallen on hard times, are said to include jazz hands, tap routines, and some creative uses of props that definitely weren’t in Hairspray.

As for how she’s preparing for this genre-bending role, Carpenter says she’s been studying the greats. “I watched Chicago, Moulin Rouge, and some vintage 80s adult films for inspiration,” she explained. “It’s all about storytelling. And lube. Lots of lube.”

Melodies in the Money Shot is slated for release on OnlyFans and select adult platforms this fall. Whether it’ll be a hit or a hilarious misfire remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: Sabrina Carpenter is ready to sing her way into your… heart. Yeah, let’s go with heart.

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