BREAKING: Trump struggling to think of a mean tweet worth $44 billion

After much anticipation, Elon Musk restored former President Donald Trump’s popular Twitter account over the weekend.

However, Trump has gone several hours without posting a tweet. Sources close to the president have confirmed that “he’s just trying to figure out a mean tween that’s worth the $44 billion Musk paid for the platform.”

“The first tweet has to be really terrific. They say I’m the best tweeter on Earth—I don’t know—this is just what they say. People can’t wait for me to tweet. It’s a lot to consider,” Trump said.


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