BREAKING: We must force-dorf the undorfed to dorf the dorfed with the dorf that didn’t dorf the dorfed

GENESIUS TIMES

US—A new study was just released showing that we must force-dorf the undorfed in order to dorf the dorfed with the dorf that didn’t dorf the dorfed.

The science is clear.

The time to act is now.

If you disagree, you are a racist, anti-science homophobe.