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Janice Smith-Wilson-Johannes-Rodriguez, a child of progressive parents and grandparents was born to Jimbo Johannes-Rodriguez and Sha'nay Smith-Wilson. She always knew...

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The US government is collapsing and we’re pretending it’s not! All in the latest news update! Stay current on the...

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BREAKING: We must force-dorf the undorfed to dorf the dorfed with the dorf that didn’t dorf the dorfed

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US—A new study was just released showing that we must force-dorf the undorfed in order to dorf the dorfed with...

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UPDATE: Taliban conducting mostly peaceful beheadings and other news

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Welcome to PNN news, the Puppet News Network.  This is your up to the minute update. Taliban forces continue to...

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