Should You Sell A Home You Inherited?
Ah, inheritance – the proverbial cherry on top of the complicated cake we call life. If you've recently inherited a...
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Biden to burn $100 bills at fireside chats to lower energy costs
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has announced that he will begin burning $100 bills in his fireside chats as a way...
BREAKING: AOC urges special committee to look into lost hour from Daylight Saving Time bank
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold move, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has called for a special congressional committee to investigate the lost hour...
Stock traders eagerly awaiting Jim Cramer’s recommendations so they can do the exact opposite
NEW YORK—Stock traders across the country are eagerly awaiting the latest recommendations from CNBC's Jim Cramer, only to immediately do...
BREAKING: Biden makes Monopoly money legal tender to pay for $6.8 trillion budget
In a shocking move, President Biden has announced that Monopoly money will now be considered legal tender in the United...
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true
US—The United States is experiencing the worst shortage of conspiracy theories in decades as all of them have come true...
BREAKING: Florida man tries to smuggle alligator into strip club
In the latest installment of the never-ending saga known as "Florida Man," local resident Billy Bob Joe (not his real...
‘Spare’ ghostwriter miffed about getting no attention, writes his own memoir entitled ‘Spare’
The ghostwriter for Prince Harry's memoir 'Spare'—John Joseph Moehringer (JR Moehringer)—has been feeling a little left out since everyone's focused...
How to Know if You’re Being Gaslit, or if You’re Just Crazy
In an interview with a U.S. citizen who requested that her name be removed due to “family issues,” a woman...
BREAKING: Santa Claus has died unexpectedly following Fauci visit
NORTH POLE—The world is reeling from news that Santa Claus has died suddenly and unexpectedly, shocking experts who were sure...
