Kathy Hochul named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2022
NEW YORK—U-Haul has named Governor Kathy Hochul the #1 salesman of the year. It’s not just a few Upper West...
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To atone for Kyrie Irving’s antisemitism, the NBA mandates each team start at least 1 Jewish player
US—The National Basketball Association is reeling after star player Kyrie Irving posted a link to an antisemitic video. To make...
AOC launches GoFundMe to pay for $8 fee to keep blue checkmark on Twitter
Times are tough for leftists. Not only are they getting destroyed in the polls for the midterm elections, but now...
BREAKING: Grindr drops Paul Pelosi sponsorship after he turns on his gay sex hammer Grindr date
SAN FRANCISCO—The gay sex dating app Grindr has dropped their Paul Pelosi sponsorship after he turned on his gay sex...
Fetterman shows off new ‘I ❤️ Fracking’ tattoo
After a dismal debate performance in which Pennsylvania Senate candidate Jon Fetterman made a half-hearted attempt to sway voters with...
Abrams: ‘Food and energy prices too high? Have you tried killing your kids?’
ATLANTA—Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has taken a bold stance in her latest interview, promoting multiple homicides to deal with...
BREAKING: Spokesperson for Hell disputes Biden’s claim that the U.S. economy is ‘strong as hell’
WASHINGTON, DC—A spokesperson for the Underworld has disputed US President* Joe Biden's claim that the US economy is "strong as...
BREAKING: In order to win back JPMorgan Chase, Ye West starts a child sex trafficking ring
NEW YORK—Rapper Ye (formerly Kanye) West was pilloried by media pundits and JPMorgan Chase closed his bank account after committing...
BREAKING: Dr. Evil claims Alex Jones defamed him by calling him ‘Mr. Evil,’ demands $1 trillion
AUSTIN—The hits keep coming for Alex Jones, who recently received a guilty verdict in a defamation suit by the Sandy...
BREAKING: Elon Musk offers to buy embattled Ukraine for $44 billion too
AUSTIN—Just hours after the world's wealthiest person Elon Musk agreed to let the purchase of embattled social media company Twitter...
