US—CBS has cancelled the World Series after constant chanting from the crowd disrupted game four. Fans chanted “F*** Joe Biden” throughout the game, triggering leftists across the country.

“We are not interested in promoting disrespect of our president,” CBS President Smirky McSmirkypants said. “So we’ve decided to cancel the rest of the World Series. Unless fans can refrain from blaspheming the most popular president ever, we’re not going to show it.”

The networks said they would rather lose money not showing the

“The entire thing was like a Trump rally!” McSmirkypants said. “We can’t air that publically!”

The move came shortly after The entire state of California has sentenced everyone named Brandon to jail.

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