CNN: Insurrection is okay again


(CNN) Following the devastating Supreme Court ruling overturning the hallowed Constitution and Roe v Wade, insurrection is okay again.

Many high profile Democrats were seen inciting insurrection throughout the country, including the fearless Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) who was seen chanting, “Into the streets!” and “Viva la asesinato de bebe!”

The FBI has been order to stand down and not investigate any insurrections as long as they are inciting insurrection against the Supreme Court.

Insurrection against illegitimate elections is still not okay.


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